In other news, Zilog stock sees unprecedented growth.

In gentoo Linux you can compile the kernel without kernel module support.

There. Fixed.

Next you’re going to tell me that ROT13 is a problem?

But it was from a prince!

There is a difference. Does it matter? Eeeeh…

That said, the same thing can be done with metric by using the magical decimal, though idk if I’ve ever seen a temperature in C related that way.

People using Celsius that ever cared that temperatures didn’t add decimals for increased precision in weather reports, please raise your hand.

The numbers would be higher if only the asylum seekers were Japanese…

So disruptive!

Ah, right I’d forgotten about those. Of course they weren’t actually modems. So there’s also that.

I managed to make mine do some very worrying noises, but none of my monitors broke either, even though the bandwidth I based my calculations on was often kinda made up.

Modems were easy. Stick the serial cable in. Done.

That bad, huh?

In a couple years, they’ll be able to make Trump voters.

It’s probably not random people but people that insist on voting for the wrong candidate.

No technical reason btw, just because “fuck you”.

I still don’t understand why they’d have live ammunition on a film set.

Lord Trump the first won’t have such qualms…

Is Wi-Fi 7 final nowadays?

They haven’t even thought of adding fans for the hot days. Is anyone even thinking of users at Apple?

People in prison aren’t locked up, they’re just taking their time to come out.