Don Jr. is severely addled on cocaine, and Daddy is his meal ticket

Eric is too stupid to understand anything and even if he did, Daddy is his meal ticket

Ivanka has Jared and they are now sitting on $2 BILLION ill gained Saudi dollars— they don’t need disposable dotard Donald any more

#LetThemFight

What a weird old man.

Currently the oldest candidate to run for President.

Extremely impressive

The Heritage Pedo Foundation

Boy, it would be terrible if his nickname became

Flipper🐬Vance

Guaranteed they don’t want Kamala though

Luckily he was on the ground floor

Barely broke the blubber

The $upreme Corp. is off the rails. Time for a nationwide protest and perhaps a nationwide labor strike.

The $upreme Corp.

Clarence Thomas is unconstitutional. By his own originalist logic, he is only 3/5 of a human and should not be married to a white woman.

Fuck Clarence Thomas.

Good luck getting your money, contractors.

Former California Republican Representative (and Trump ass-sucking sycophant) Devin Nunes is the CEO of Truth Social.

He’s been busy pumping and dumping Russian rubles for Diaper Don.

With zero moderation and one candidate spewing nothing but lies, they can expect lower future viewership too.

What was even the point, CNN?

Thank you, you are my muse.

Enjoy your Delirium Tremens you human pustule.

“What does the word “delay” even mean…? Amirite?”, asked Judge Qanon.

Trump claims— I’m just gonna stop you right there.

NOW is the proper time for Alito to hang his fucking flag upside down.

JFC.