He can disrespectfully fuck himself, too.

I walk down the street and push anyone wearing a red shirt into traffic.

I was born well before cellphone cameras were a thing, and there are plenty of pictures of me as a child that are well out of the hands of Apple and Google. They still make cameras. If your child’s privacy is a concern for you (and it should be) just grab a real camera and do it the old fashioned way. Every aspect of our lives doesn’t need to be passed through the cloud.

If AI has access to your child’s photos, your privacy settings aren’t strict enough. Don’t post pics of your fucking children online, you fucking shitheads.

I feel like you don’t really need the whole bit after the comma.

I’ve put left over baked pasta in tortillas before and ate it like a hungover savage. I’m OK with this picture. The only thing missing is a brick of cornbread.

That image is so emotionally appropriate.

I just don’t see how this is so blatantly done. It should be a slam dunk in court. Churches don’t pay taxes. Public schools are funded with taxes. Churches don’t get to make the rules for public schools.

Let’s flip it on it’s head. I don’t tithe to churches, but now all churches must serve pepperoni Eucharist and orange soda at service. Done. That’s the rule, now, since it seems like anyone can just say some shit and it has to happen. Don’t push me, or I’ll make you fill the baptismal with lime jell-o.

Don’t worry about me… It’ll never happen.

I’ll believe in their god as soon as they start electing officials that follow those commandments.

Oh, you mean a study on the Satellite Internet Constellations that have been in orbit since the 1990s, a full 30 years before Starlink launched? As with nearly everything else, Musk isn’t the first to do whatever he does, he’s just the loudest. If Starlink hadn’t launched we would still be facing the same problems. Thankfully, he’s a big enough ass that he makes a easy target for these kinds of things.

Nah, this is a different method. It’s the one where we get all of the facts before we take action. Maybe you aren’t up on it, but knee-jerk is so 1700s.

Before anyone jumps on the Anti-Musk train, read the article, please. They admit that they don’t understand the complications that could arise and that they don’t have any hard figures for the damage being caused. I’ll be the first to jump in and say that it’s probably a bad thing to just let metals burn in in atmo, but let’s make sure we discuss the facts, and not just the politics of the potential polluter.

I take it you’ve never been in a pillow fight with someone who has extra marital sex with their relatives.

Finally! I can defend my home, again.

Lmfao. The name of his talk was “The World According to Donald Trump Jr.”? What kind of 6th grade summer vacation report-ass title is that. What a fucking idiot. Holy shit, I’m legitimately giggle-shitting on the toilet for that one.

Lake O is the rich Portland suburb, and this is such a stupid rich white man crime.

Of course it was Lake Oswego.

Based on Trump’s current finances, he probably couldn’t afford you.

Which is fucking funny, because you couldn’t pay me to be there.