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We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
Asses to asses, butts to butts
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
Dude’s only 42. He’s got plenty of time. Hell you can’t even get elected these days if you aren’t getting social security.
bury the ledge
Do you mean bury the lede?
There isn’t a soul on lemmy that doesn’t know Linux exists
Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our “internet connection” was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn’t need it to play solitaire.
How long before the scarred and deformed bit
Geese do not look like ducks
You had me until that last bit
Calling it now, American reichstag moment is going to happen this year
Rest in piss
Oh sweet summer child
No one has ever said that without sounding like an obnoxious dickhead
This is sounding kinda sexy
Same thing could have happened to us, except we kept our 90 lbs GSD the fuck away from our newborn. “It could be any dog at any time” uh… no shit? Genetically it’s a fucking wolf. Use your fucking brains people.
If this sounds insensitive, well it is. A license should be required to possess both dogs and children.
A white man was arrested after live streaming his trip to a local Indianapolis grocery store
Richard K. Klaff Jr., 20, walked into the Georgetown Square Kroger in Fort Wayne, Ind
Fort Wayne is 1.5 hours away from Indianapolis.
That was way worse actually, 2/3 of them were US citizens
No condiments for the next baby (okay maybe mayo but come on)
Todd Howard