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Cake day: September 22nd, 2023

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  • Here’s the quote, slightly longer:

    "THANK YOU, BOY, said the skull. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? ‘Uh,’ said Mort. ‘Mortimer . . . sir. They call me Mort.’ WHAT A COINCIDENCE, said the skull. HELP ME UP, PLEASE.”

    Also it’s damn funny when Death is speaking with Mort’s father about taking him on as an apprentice. The whole exchange (just a few extracts) is hilarious:

    “ I WAS OFFERING YOUR BOY A POSITION, said Death. I TRUST THAT MEETS WITH YOUR APPROVAL? ‘What was your job again?’ said Lezek, talking to a black-robed skeleton without showing even a flicker of surprise. I USHER SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD, said Death. ‘Ah,’ said Lezek, ‘of course, sorry, should have guessed from the clothes. Very necessary work, very steady. Established business?’ I HAVE BEEN GOING FOR SOME TIME, YES, said Death.”

    “‘Where did you say your business was?’ said Lezek. ‘Is it far?’ NO FURTHER THAN THE THICKNESS OF A SHADOW, said Death. WHERE THE FIRST PRIMAL CALL WAS, THERE WAS I ALSO. WHERE MAN IS, THERE AM I. WHEN THE LAST LIFE CRAWLS UNDER FREEZING STARS, THERE WILL I BE.”

    "‘He’s a good lad at heart,’ said Lezek. ‘A bit dreamy, that’s all. I suppose we were all young once.’ Death considered this. NO, he said, I DON’T THINK SO.”

    Later, Death’s curry appreciation is also so funny:

    "Death leaned over the saddle and looked down at the kingdoms of the world. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”

    "‘What’s a curry?’ The blue fires flared deep in the eyes of Death. HAVE YOU EVER BITTEN A RED-HOT ICE CUBE? ‘No, sir,’ said Mort. CURRY’S LIKE THAT.”