I give dirty looks for $25k. Subcontract your subcontract.

Unless they plan on repealing the Posse Comitatus Act, the military cannot be ordered to serve as law enforcement on US soil.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_Comitatus_Act

Say you don’t understand a bicameral legislature without saying you don’t understand a bicameral legislature.

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Lies. We can and should call them lies. It is deception.

This happens a lot

Hey Google, when is Jenny available to meet up for kisses?

Ahhh the ol’ artificial intelligence-a-roo

Everyone on earth with something to gain knows he’s an easily manipulated useful idiot. He’s the greatest thing to happen for the corrupt since lobbying became legal.

Someone needs to build Yelp but for judges.

You should be ashamed of yourselves!

Back in the driveway, we were nothing!

Now we’ve risen to the highest level, but you’re throwin’ it all away!

If you’ve forgotten what baseketball means to America, you have only to look at this board - the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust.

Don’t you see what we have here?

A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can… get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids.

But more than anything, isn’t this game about gettin’ together with your friends and just havin’ a good time?

I remember. I remember a long time ago, I didn’t have anybody.

You guys took me in. I guess that’s why it kills me to see you like this.

If we can’t be friends… then the heart and soul are out of this game. Certainly out of me. I know I’ll never get that back again.

We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace!

I’m begging you, for the love of our Caribbean brothers, dudes, stop this madness!

If he liquidates his stock, the share price will tank.

I wonder if he can form a holding company, list the stock as the asset, then sell the holding company. This way the stock never changes hands, it won’t affect the share price, and he can cash out.

One would HOPE that the regulators wouldn’t allow that but who the hell knows.

On the shit menu at my shit restaurant tonight:

Donald Trump (a total piece of shit)

Bon Apetit

I have to disagree, especially in this case.

Forget the fact that his public statements can cause real damage to the targets of his accusations.

The gag order is called for if only to ensure he receives a fair trial with an outcome determined by an untainted jury. Whether he is trying to or not, every public statement potentially removes jurors from the pool by having them create a predetermined opinion on the defendant and the case.

This is literally a case where the judge needs to “protect the defendant from himself” as well as protect the proceedings from a mistrial or future appeals.

A real life Serena Joy.

Oh Jason. I feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s happening.

She is 100% just doing what the federalist society is PAYING her to do

I think we’ve learned from Clarence Thomas, federal judges are on the take. I hope someone is paying close attention to Cannon’s finances.

The Venn diagram of people who would buy this and people who would be dumb enough to think it is cash is a perfect circle.

What you are describing was the original definition of “lobbyist.” They were supposed to be experts from their field who would assist and inform legislators in crafting related laws and regulations.

What they became was a legalized bribery machine.

Just pick up one of these: