Why though? I like public infrastructure. I don’t want toll roads everywhere I go.

I’d eat it.

Ave, Caesar!

The least they can do is put googly eyes on it. C’mon, bare minimum effort lol.

Abort

tryAgain

Fail

Yet another attempt by Big Florida to create more Florida Man.

I can’t wait for them to get hit with a small fine that doesn’t scale at all with how much they actually make in a year.

He probably won’t be pennyless. People like this have offshore accounts and untraceable currency. But if he ever shows an inkling of having wealth after all this, then that’s an opportunity to claim more assets.

I had to specifically mute all of my notifications because I couldn’t find out what app was causing them and it was driving me nuts. Steps below for a Pixel phone if anyone is interested in how to mute notifications without having to go into vibrate mode.

For a Pixel 7 phone:

Settings -> Sound & Vibration -> Default notification sound -> My Sounds -> None

Just know that your desire to know more will intensify as you watch it.

But Google search has gotten so much more interesting these days. Glue in pizza, spaghetti in gasoline sauce, jumping off bridges when feeling depressed.

It would be hilarious if he does get elected from prison. All of his meetings with foreign leaders would need to be by Zoom or equivalent, and that’s if he’s able to get special privileges to do so. If not, he’d have to do it all in a 15 minute phone call once a week like the rest of the prisoners. And he might have to eat Nutraloaf lol.

At least the cost of running Air Force One would go down to zero.

Absolutely not surprising in the slightest.

Could these publishers try to set up these court cases to position it in front of the US Supreme Court?

We don’t speak of those PINs here.

Meanwhile at City Hall:

I know getting funding to tear it down can be difficult but hear me out, why don’t we just take out the “e” in slaves and repurpose the statue to celebrate our local Slavs by putting a track coat on it.

This would cost a lot less money to do since removing a letter is much less labor intensive than removing an entire statue.

(This is known as the Florence Y’all Approach)

But what if a space alien lands on the planet but forgot to bring a geopolitical map with them and needed to find out what country they are in so they can ask to see our leader but they have to inefficiently resort to trying out different languages on people instead of looking up and seeing a national flag which would give them the data they need to proceed to ask to see our leader in the correct language?

That’s not what it means to “choose the bear.”

Seriously. Elon Musk is power tripping to make all of us say his new branding.

And also an idiot for getting rid of the Twitter name and bird, which most companies would kill for to have that sort of household name recognition.

I was super confused at first since the flag has a tree on it. Why would Justice Alito be flying the Lebanese flag? But the red stripes aren’t there.

Then I read on and it’s super obscure unless you’re in the Jan 6 / Christian nationalist movement.