Because the point is to scare you. “Breaking news president buys crack” is not as scary as “Breaking news president axe murders cabinet.”

The ruling is not good, but it’s not Seal Team Six executes its political rival bad. It’s more likely to be President sells nuke secrets to Saudi Arabia under the new official “I Get to Sell Nuclear Secrets to Saudi Arabia Act” he just made up right now.

Unfortunately, the people who do the Oswalding are the people running him.

You sure do get what you pay for.

I wish her the best, she had a rough time the last time. I hope she found some good sports psychologists or whatever she needed to help her focus and bring home some more gold.

If she wins any more medals she is going to have to buy them their own house lol.

Alright, listen up. We have a fugitive on the run: Steve Bannon. We need all hands on deck to track him down. Our primary search areas are Taco Bells and other fast food joints. This is a coordinated effort, so follow these instructions carefully.

First, teams will be deployed to every Taco Bell in the vicinity. Check the dining area, restrooms, and parking lots. Speak with employees and customers. If anyone has seen him, get as much detail as possible about his direction of travel.

Second, expand the search to other fast food chains: McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, KFC, you name it. These are high-traffic locations where he might blend in easily. Again, cover every corner: inside and out.

Report in every 30 minutes with updates, even if you don’t find anything. This is a time-sensitive operation, and coordination is key.

Stay vigilant, stay sharp, and let’s bring Steve Bannon in.

He should run, it would be hilarious.

Ah, the old Tarantula attack. They never see that one coming.

Don’t fly Boeing

What’s the deal with Tic Tacs? I guess everyone forgot his love for beans

“Titanium is how much? Fuck it use the fake stuff, I need a new super yacht. What’s the worst that can happen, we have to assassinate some whistle-blowers? Hahahahahahaha we can do whatever we want!” - Boeing Executive

There I figured it out for you

You know how old people get, by golly they forget everything.

They took my cereal away,
They took my Frosted Flakes away,
I was pouring a bowl,
When they walked right through my door,
They took my cereal away.

The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away,
The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away.

They came while I was dreaming,
My spoon was left there gleaming,
They took my bowl, they took my spoon,
Now I can’t eat in the morning,
The KKK took my cereal away.

The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away,
The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away.

And now my milk is lonely,
Just sitting in the fridge,
I used to have some Cap’n Crunch,
But now it’s just a myth.

I went to buy some more,
But the shelves were bare and cold,
The cereal aisle was empty,
And now I’m feeling old,
The KKK took my cereal away.

The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away,
The KKK took my cereal away,
They took my breakfast away.

They took it, they took it away,
They took my cereal away,
They took it, they took it away,
They took my breakfast away.

Lol, old man gonna old man I guess.

Does she not have security?

I am not saying there isn’t politics involved, all I am saying is he was smoking drugs and bought a gun. The frequency of prosecution does not change the fact that it’s against the law. If I am not mistaken, I am often mistaken so correct me if I am, he took pictures of himself doing drugs that have landed him in this particular circumstance. The question was “Is Hunter Biden being prosecuted because of politics?” The way I see it politics is a causal factor, not the root, the root is he wasn’t smart enough to put the camera down when he smoked his dope and created a paper trail by buying a gun that then allowed for some partisan hacks to make a name for themselves.

From what I can tell he is being prosecuted because he bought a gun when he was also taking pictures of himself smoking crack. Like most criminal types he is a real brain trust.

I think he means Hillary, she was the first lady and secretary of state. He has a raging chub for her.

If those dirty fucking workers had just worked harder they could have a Foo Fighters concert too.

He is going to raise a shit load of money, get ready because now he is a martyr to rally against the corrupt criminal Biden family and his overlord Barillary Obinton. I hope I am wrong but this timeline is clown shit so…

This chuckle headed twat is the reason we have Trump.