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Don’t be rough on him, he’s not all there anymore
Don’t be rough on him, he’s not all there anymore
What if I want to give myself a good scare later?
Sexual theater festivals? Gross. Where can I find them?
Alternate title: Car companies about to hit the “find out” part.
Ted was bad at it though. Did he even kill a single billionaire?
Let him cook, it’ll get there eventually
I want to hear the opinion of the octopus that predicted the world cup results first
And by kill we mean bring it to its obvious conclusion
Monkey paw curls and they replace him with Mitt Romney or something. Finally someone the entire nation’s donors can rally behind
If only people kept warning us about this for 6 years. How could we posibly have known?
Didn’t have a teleprompter on stage
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Go take their place then.
You think that if I were too old for this job I would have been able to beat healthcare?
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos
Definitely better now than the theocracy it used to be under, but it can get a lot better.
The way to get better is not to return it to a theocratic serfdom system.
Tibetan monks literally had child sex slaves. Those dudes have a better PR department than the Catholic church
The world’s largest nuclear power plant, which has been offline for years.