It does sound crazy, but some of their echo chambers have spent YEARS repeating two conflicting messages 1) we need to use violence to “fix” the country and 2) anyone who actually tries to organize any activity is an FBI member trying to arrest people. It’s true that a sane person still wouldn’t try to go kill politicians by themselves, but it’s no surprise to me that some of those members eventually do come to the “I am the only person who can fix this” conclusion.

The tent looks reversed, but I believe all the rest. Crazy stuff.

I am beyond stoked for this new release!

“and all your income from these calls will go to zoom”

Even if he played Sorry, when he knocked someone back to start when they were on the home stretch, he probably STILL wouldn’t even say “Soooooorrrryyyy!” in a super sarcastic voice, like you are supposed to do.

Probably a good time to stock up on toilet paper and N95’s!

Adobe is just two guys who hate each other.

I mean…I guess you could parahrase it that way. I took it more as “Look, you probably aren’t going to run into any weird answers.”. Which seems like a valid thing for them to try to convey.

(That being said, fuck AI, fuck Google, fuck reddit.)

Yippie Kai yay

I’m gonna guess the original version of this joke said “crashed” instead of “fell over”, cause then it would actually be ambiguous enough for the premise to work.

I’d suggest we add Insurance to the list, but I guess if the things you listed weren’t for profit, we might not NEED insurance.

Ahhh, excellent news. I already feel less hungry!

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Orange Charger bills landlords based on energy usage instead of the number of outlets installed. So far, the company has installed about 2,000 units nationwide.

“You have no downside to install 50 outlets day one,” Johnson said. “We only charge when the device is used.”

But it also says the chargers cost $600 or $750, plus more for installation. Do they charge for both? Either way, I guess it’s the apartment owner’s choice, but god damn I am sick of everyone trying to get a subscription or on-going payment out of me.

“You’d better stop intimidating witnesses by the time we count to three! One! Two! Two-and-a-haaaalf! Two-and-three-quaaarters… Two-and-seven-eiiiighths…”

My early-20’s cousin-in-law the other day said something like “I don’t want to vote for Biden or Trump, they’re both the same”. He’s getting locked up for killing me, because I died when I heard him say that. (I went on to explain to him that they are NOT the same.)

If we just attached a generator to the battery industry, all these revolutions would solve our energy needs!

Nut job cut jobs

Time to find out if someone else has access, and can make a copy and send it to you, and then you can play dumb about where/how you got your copy.

Dadala Asparagus