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this sounds like ai generated bs for the onion but goddamn if we haven’t arrived lol jesus

get it bro!

I’ve got .rar file parts of FRIENDS episodes strewn across thousands of floppies, it’s a way to give your life meaning during the end times

noooo not my whiskey barrel butt plugs for the groomsmen!

how fucked am I on the housing front? I’m somewhere between poor and not poor

ty in advance

so tired of people who believe in magic being treated like sane, trustworthy adults. keep them out of positions of power and put them somewhere they can be treated and rehabilitated. not surprising for a state like Oklahoma, but fuckin christ these poor bastards need to find their bootstraps and figure out reality

not as much as that shoulder and that tight lil body

You look like you can be picked up, fucked and thrown around so easily 😭

I’d love to taste test em all regardless

do you live your whole life this confidently incorrect every day?

the sound of that recall means more carbon and jobs, bobby :)

angry beavers had me convinced these would be ubiquitous so this is great news. stoked

something in common with prisoners! Hell yeah Tennessee!

I shock

If you can continue with vapid schemes that ensure endless shareholder value I’ll follow you anywhere senpaisano

I’ll have to check that out then

they need to make a reality show out of what it looks like to be held accountable and go through the justice system, using some of these soulless pieces of shit as examples. showcase the turmoil of the disgraced family torn apart and offer no help. the public can laugh at their pain the same way they certainly laugh at the issues of the common people they neglect and oppress.

Lmao I’m sorry. Jeff, El Jefe, you’re just spreadin the word homie, and I am just a fool 🧐 I only crash land, it’s the only way I know

sigh go lay in an early grave you useless old bag

there’s a lot more shame in such a suggestion or the battle flag that all the bigots display

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