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He’ll show, say how the liberal media is against him, and walk out.
His base will consider it a win because he “owned the libs” and “he’s too smart to play their games!”
Reality is a poorly written sitcom and I hate it.
He’ll show, say how the liberal media is against him, and walk out.
His base will consider it a win because he “owned the libs” and “he’s too smart to play their games!”
Reality is a poorly written sitcom and I hate it.
Amazon says the most popular item ordered for drone delivery in the 'States is AA batteries.
I was expecting condoms or plan B
The Jets near me closed. I miss that Detroit style deep dish 😞
Wipeout was cool, but I always preferred the N64 “knockoff” Extreme-G
Would anyone like to donate to me to open a Jedi Academy? We need money for Lightsaber Research.
If you told me an AI generated this random ass speech, I would tell you to go back to the drawing board.
“I wAsN’t tAuGhT tHeM iN sChOoL”
– Maga asshats
I think they’d be more afraid of the gay bombs
But they had to demonize CRT because it brought up too many uncomfortable questions that were obvious once someone mentioned them.
When the wool is full of holes it’s hard to pull it over someone’s eyes
Ethernet Over Audio
Isn’t that just a telephone modem?
“Gifted” in school basically just means “above average” and as we all know…
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
–George Carlin
I’d settle for viable candidates
Licensed Security Guard = Someone who couldn’t meet the (absurdly low) minimum standards to be a cop.
I definitely don’t trust those guys!
User: Goes through 15 step process to turn off unwanted “feature”.
Windows: I turned this on, in case it got turned off accidentally. I’ll do this every reboot.
I’d go as far to say that it’s depressingly plausible.
I was leaning more towards social media comments = other racists doing damage control
Nope. That would make bigger problems because now everyone plays the race card on everything to get people thrown in jail.
“He cut me off in traffic because I’m black.”
“Her dog shit in our yard because we’re Mexican.”
“The racism law unfairly targets white people, so it’s racist.”
Pretty sure the secret service would be the guards, I doubt “regular” confinement officers would be trusted in that situation.
They’d have to either train a special detail, or get applicants from current CO’s to join the secret service.
He’ll only look weak to people who live in reality. If Obama would have been accused of a felony, Trump’s base would have been up in arms about him running for president. Trump has been convicted of multiple felonies and it’s a rally cry for his campaign.
Bizzarro world is here.