Man I remember listening to that story of the museum heist on NPR. Ended up being like 15 minutes late to wherever I was supposed to be because I stayed in the car listening to the whole thing.

It’s literally a free money from dumb people machine that he bankrupted by using it as his personal piggy bank.

Now he’s turned the RNC into a free money from dumb people machine and he’s using it as his personal piggy bank.

Please let this be a normal field trip!

If you still think Republicans will ever give a shit about anything Trump says or does, you should probably have a doctor look into whatever head injury is causing such delusions.

Just buy some puts early on. You do not want to pick up shares just to be stuck holding those bags for an indefinite period of time.

In related news, deplatforming fascists is effective and we should do so more frequently.

Jesus: Give your money to the poor, forgive sinners, pay unto Caesar what is due to Caesar.

Republicans: Hey! That brown skinned, middle eastern, Jewish hippie is saying a bunch of commie shit! Let’s crucify him!

Haven’t they had ads disguised as posts for years now?

Since when is Orban Trump’s favorite strongman? They each have one of Putin’s nuts in their mouths at all times.

Henry Ford is also the reason kids learn square dancing in school. I actually had to learn how to dance like a hillbilly in gym class because some long-dead antisemite was once convinced that jazz music and the Charleston (read: black people and anything cultural that they contribute) would corrupt the youth, who could only be saved by the purity of barnyard dancing.

I don’t know how this contributes to the conversation at hand, but I think about it a lot.

Mr. Grinch

Trump will just say he can stay at Mara Lago … since Trump owes him one

Alternatively, Rudy will live in a cardboard box since Trump has never been one to recognize when he owes people anything.

“Will you endorse the man who tried to send an angry mob to hang you in order to stop the peaceful transition of power in the United States?”

“Probably not.”

It’s crazy that people are acting like this is some brave stance on pence’s part. Jesus, Republicans get to enjoy such a low bar for being praised.

It’s insane how low the bar is for Republicans to be given credit. Doing his job as VP and certifying a lawful election shouldn’t earn him any praise. Not endorsing the man who sent an angry mob to stop him from doing his job shouldn’t earn him any praise.

This is not a man who “grew a spine,” it’s a pile of wet napkins that got slightly more dry.

Okay, when I’m finished graping you, I’m going to go upstairs and grape your mother,and your father then I’m going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all for decades and decades and decades and decaaaades!

“I feel the need to threaten you with a deadly weapon because I assume otherwise you will treat my daughter as poorly as I have treated women for my entire life.”

meant to keep the Speaker on a short leash while Matt Gaetz does… well… whatever he normally does when he has a human on a leash.

Matt Gaetz has no interest in doing to members of Congress what he normally does when he has a human on a leash. You have to be at least 25 to become a representative, that’s at least a decade too old for him.

Weirdly, the other half of millenials that do own homes weren’t asked at all, I guess they won’t have any useful input on how affordable homes are

This article is about how affordable homes are right now. The fact that I was able to purchase a home in 2019 is irrelevant because I’d be talking about market conditions that haven’t existed for several years.

Kia Boys are moving up in the world.