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Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
Honestly, that’s a significant improvement over the sex ed we get here in Texas.
It’s never been about belief or faith. This goes back to the tobacco lobby when progressives were considered progressive because they followed the advice and research of experts. Conservatives couldn’t get away with doing whatever they wanted to do because progressives had facts and evidence to back up their platforms. While progressives were relying on input from third-party think tanks, conservatives invented their own think tanks by buying off professors from prestigious universities who needed more money and were willing to write bad-faith research.
Conservatives don’t believe in anything other than money, power, and self-indulgence—they just muddied the waters enough to make facts and research look questionable. Finally, when people point to facts and figures, conservatives can point to their own tainted research and pretend like they believe their own lies.
Step 6.5: Sacrifice the wrong kind of bird and now your dead ex will only dance their way to the buried treasure if you play the right kind of music
You dumb son of a bitch! That “problem” you fixed has been our job security for the past 30 years! We could have had voters arguing over that platform for another seven terms if you had left well enough alone! Now what are we supposed to use for fundraising? Ideas???
I’m waiting for someone else to do something about it. Just like everyone else
Hail pres8dent Joe B8den: h8tter of bullies when he was younger but not anymore
What a sad fucking nightmare for everyone involved.
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
You don’t have children, do you?
I’m not sure that person has ever seen a child
I’m sad you didn’t use my household’s name for the Papa: Poopy John’s
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
Never change, SatansMaggotyCumFart. Always be the reason my eyeballs burn.
I don’t remember taking this photo??? But there it is, so I must have taken that photo…
Only a true fartographer could capture a handful of turds appearing to sniff a fart.
You heard it here first: God gave Trump herpes
Funny, I locked in a bad interest rate when they were high. I’d refinance, but I can only find “worse interest rates that are higher.”