Deregulate harder!
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Blasphemy, that’s not regex that’s just fancy grep
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Lauren Boebert called "racist" for saying Karine Jean-Pierre is a "DEI hire"31·10 months agoTruth is an absolute defense
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•How does my local Sonic run out of just the small box of chicken?English5·10 months agoBig bag of frozen nuggies ftw
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto politics @lemmy.world•Supreme Court halts enforcement of the EPA's plan to limit downwind pollution from power plants9·10 months agoBe sure to tip your senator!
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Columbia University professors refute ICC and UN Gaza famine claims30·10 months agoThere’s technically enough food for nobody to starve, so nobody can be starving!
The exact same way it works in the rest of the world right now, right?
…right??
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump Airport? Trump on the $500 bill? Republicans can't stop honoring ex-president5·10 months agoYeah, but he was who signed it so they give him credit it seems
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump Airport? Trump on the $500 bill? Republicans can't stop honoring ex-president20·10 months agoOf course, he delivered the activist Supreme Court that they always dreamed of.
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Technology@lemmy.world•Apple seems to have persuaded OpenAI to work for exposureEnglish232·10 months agoWith the sheer amount of money that the rich are throwing at OpenAI via investment firms, they don’t need nor want to charge imo. The fact that they’re being built into Apple’s ecosystem and are getting name-dropped to people inside of iOS is kinda what their investors want.
It’s the age old “walmart opens and operates at a loss for 2 years to force others out of business, then jacks the price” model.
Investors want them to cement this as The AI company & brand so that once it gets giant and starts to be profitable just by being the biggest gorilla in the room, the shares they bought are worth more.
So what I’m trying to say is that our version of capitalism is perfect and makes lots of sense and is in no way insane and degenerate.
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Kevin Spacey Admits He Was ‘Too Handsy’ in Piers Morgan Sob Story20·10 months agoWell that makes sense, seeing as there’s absolutely no other way to tell if someone might be interested other than touching them in private areas and seeing if they like it or not…
Christ on a bike, what the fuck.
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works•GPT-4 autonomously hacks zero-day security flaws with 53% success rateEnglish2·10 months agoEXISTENCE IS PAIN!
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto politics @lemmy.world•Trump attorneys ask judge to reject gag order request in classified documents case and find prosecutors in contempt | CNN Politics5·11 months agoHonestly she’ll probably write another 10 pages shitting on smith for stupid reasons, then the last page will say something like “but in light of circuit president, motion is granted”
She seems keenly aware that the circuit court would embarrass her again, imho. She’s appeared shockingly incompetent at everything except avoiding making appealable decisions.
Edit: God dammit it took like 3 hours between this comment and being proven wrong as shit lol
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto politics @lemmy.world•Clinton says women abandoned her because she wasn’t ‘perfect’24·11 months agoPeople reply “why are you still here?”
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Damn no integrated advanced AI-driven solution that analyzes patterns and just predicts the errors? 🤨11·11 months agofor X in $(seq -f host%02g 1 9); do echo $X; ssh -q $X “grep the shit”; done
:)
But yeah fair, I do actually use a big data stack for log monitoring and searching… it’s just way more usable haha
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto politics @lemmy.world•Tucker Carlson launches show on Russian state TV7·11 months agoLiterally had to check a few times to make sure I wasn’t eating the onion 🧅
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto politics @lemmy.world•Supreme Court Justice Alito sold Bud Light stock, then bought Coors during boycott2·11 months agodeleted by creator
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto News@lemmy.world•Forcing workers back to the office could be terrible for the environment1·1 year agodeleted by creator
Sometimes I go into my router’s logs and look at the firewall messages where it blocks all the traffic my printer tries to send to the internet with a smug look on my face